Total Medals Earned: 879 (From 216 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,460 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/340 points)
Wear your first cap
Send your score for the world to see!
Earn a bronze medal!
Earn a silver medal!
Figure out the controls!
Even quitting earns you an achievement! Now try again harder!
Earn a gold medal!
Get at least 7 achievements
Now try to beat your highscore!
Earn a platinum medal!
Finish a level with a brown cowboy hat on top of the stack!
Earn your very first highscore by beating the game!
Finish a level with a black magician hat on top of the stack!
Catch all caps at any one level
Burn a stack of blue caps at gold height!
Only for hardcores. Build a stack of caps that touch the top screen!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/185 points)
Start watching! But will you finish it?
You actually sat through that crap?!?!?!?!?
Watch for the 2nd time!
Watch for the 3RD TIME!!!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (80/155 points)
Level Up once.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (30/320 points)
Play for 10 minutes
Collect $10,000
Kill 100 enemies
Get to day 10
Complete the game
Destroy every enemy
Fully Upgrade Strength
Kill 1000 enemies
Get 150 kills in survival
Collect 50 of the 85 achievements
Collect every single achievement!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/10 (40/50 points)
Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Die before beating Luis.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 9/20 (120/500 points)
Burn someone to a crisp
Kill someone with a dropped weapon
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 1
Collect 20 crates in one match
Complete all campaign challenges in Zone 2
Hit someone with a full-powered wind-up punch
Make an awesome level in the Level Editor and play a match on it
Complete all campaign challenges in the game
Don't lose any lives in a campaign challenge
Make 5 KO's with rage attacks in one match
Get a 3x multikill
Go offscreen and recover
Get a 4x multikill
Play 10 deathmatch games
Get a 5x multikill
Knock someone into space
Complete a campaign challenge without harming anyone
Get a score of 10,000 or higher in Survival mode
Hold the plunger for 15 seconds in a row
Knock someone into the stratosphere
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/150 points)
Travel over 2.5 miles
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 3/5 (45/195 points)
Embrace all the colours.
Disable the bots to take back your freedom.
Add the final touch.
Interact with everything.